We Want YOU!

Wanna Derby with Mississippi Valley Mayhem?! Join the crew Sunday mornings at La Crescent Community Center and check it out! Might be the best thing you ever do for yourself!

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Season 8 Schedule!

We are excited to announce the Mississippi Valley Mayhem bout schedule for Season 8!

Things will kick off in Rockford, IL on April 16th against the Rockford Rage. Our first home bout will be against the Cedar Rapids Rollergirls on May 7th at the Onalaska Omni Center!

  • April 16th @ Rockford Rage (Rockford, IL) WFTDA SANCTIONED
  • May 7th VS. Cedar Rapids Rollergirls (Cedar Rapids, IA) WFTDA SANCTIONED
  • May 28th VS. Demolition City (Evansville, IN)
  • June 11th @ MedCity Mafia (Rochester, MN)
  • July 9th VS. Confluence Crush (Metro East, IL) WFTDA SANCTIONED
  • July 30th @ Mid-State Sisters of Skate (Stevens Point, WI) 
  • August 20th VS. Mixed Teams

Boot Camp 2016

It’s that time of the year! Everybody wants to get into shape and have fun doing it!

This isn’t your same old work out plan, give yourself a whole new reason to get in shape..and meet an awesome group of talented, fun, and outgoing people involved in the most fun up and coming sport in the area. ROLLER DERBY!!

No previous experience needed, that’s right, learn everything you need to know about the sport! Plus, all shapes and sizes are encouraged! Join some of the Mississippi Valley Mayhem roller derby gals in their first boot camp sessions of the season at the Moose Lodge in La Crosse on January 14th and 21st from 6-8pm.

Come check it out, you know your curious to see what all the buzz is about. 

Questions? Go to our Facebook event page for all the information, dates, and times.



Twitch Retiring From Active Skating

This Saturday, October 24th, in an away bout between Mississippi Valley Mayhem and the Chippewa Valley Roller Girls, it will mark the last bout for Twitch as an active MVM skater. That doesn’t mean that Twitch will be leaving roller derby completely. She will be sticking around as a zebra on our officiating crew moving forward after this season.

Please join us in thanking Twitch for all the sweat, broken bones, and bloodshed while kicking so much ass on the flat track. You will no doubt kick ass as a zebra!

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